If - Politically Incorrect Fun with Rudyard II
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And, which is more, you'll be a Man, my son!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Manacle, my sonata!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Mandarin, my sonnet!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Manager, my songbird!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Mandible, my sophistry!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Mandolin, my soprano!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Mandrake, my sorbet!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Mandrill, my sorcerer!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man-eater, my sore!
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Manger, my sorrow!
